Saturday, February 09, 2008

In order to sleep soundly, I recommend:
Build a road, then let it fall into a reasonable level of decay, then construct a windowed box on wheels with shocks within which you can sit reclining back on cushioned seats while being rocked back and forth to the sight of landscape passing.

In order to be awed, I recommend:
Get dropped off in the midst of the jungle in the middle of the night, then walk towards the nearest bridge, making sure you time your arrival so that a fine mist is surrounding you that can be illuminated by a truck’s lights approaching from behind, which will cause a rainbow ring 50 meters in diameter to encircle the bridge and you.

In order to be satisfied, I recommend:
Spend hours wandering hungry and lost in an area without sustenance, and make the method of your wandering frustrating and tiring by constantly nearing promisingly bright signs of satisfaction that then dim as soon as you eagerly approach, and then stumble by chance across a dumpster overflowing with perfectly good but irregularly shaped fruit, bread, cheese, and wine.