I’ve been tryin’ to fix my shit with other shit that needs fixin’,
I’m thinkin’ it oughta all be nixed,
this is more than a jinx,
all my shit stinks,
think I’m gonna wash it down the sink…
wait, that’s a bad idea.
Tryin’ to get healthy, get offa Teflon an’ on the latest diet,
One of them lean green queen of diets things
that don’t support those bloated kings
of gmo-hormone earth-plundering nature riots…
But can’t keep my stomach quiet
and the brandy-new hullaballoo for the new brand’s new ham
is fuckin up my fuck-the-man plan…
see, was gonna go all-raw na-tu-ral
but I saw how you got god-awful skinny
and in a shimmy before you could say jiminy
I was back on the easy track.
